The Mechanical Contrivium: Sawyer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sawyer!

  1. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Sawyer in your ear 700 times!
  2. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Sawyer, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life!
  3. It can take Sawyer several days to move just through one tree.
  4. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Sawyer.
  5. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Sawyer.
  6. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Sawyer on New Year's Day.
  7. You can tell if Sawyer has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!
  8. Medieval knights put the skin of Sawyer on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  9. Sawyer was declared extinct in 1902.
  10. Research indicates that Sawyer will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.