The Mechanical Contrivium: Saberwoulf

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Saberwoulf!

  1. You should always store Saberwoulf in an airtight container in the fridge!
  2. More people are killed by Saberwoulf each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
  3. Saberwoulf is incapable of sleep.
  4. Saberwoulf is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
  5. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Saberwoulf and water.
  6. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Saberwoulf.
  7. Olive oil was used for washing Saberwoulf in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  8. About 100 people choke to death on Saberwoulf each year.
  9. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Saberwoulf!
  10. Saberwoulf has a memory span of three seconds!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.