The Mechanical Contrivium: Sa4turn3

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sa4turn3!

  1. Sa4turn3 was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
  2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Sa4turn3 orbiting the Earth.
  3. Sa4turn3 cannot swim.
  4. Sa4turn3 can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
  5. The liquid inside Sa4turn3 can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
  6. The international dialling code for Sa4turn3 is 672.
  7. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Sa4turn3 can not!
  8. The most dangerous form of Sa4turn3 is the bicycle!
  9. US gold coins used to say 'In Sa4turn3 we trust'.
  10. The difference between Sa4turn3 and a village is that Sa4turn3 does not have a church!

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