The Mechanical Contrivium: Rodney

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rodney!

1. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Rodney.
2. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Rodney.
3. Half a cup of Rodney contains only seventeen calories.
4. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Rodney!
5. Scientists have discovered that Rodney can smell the presence of autism in children!
6. The porpoise is second to Rodney as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
7. Rodney can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
8. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Rodney!
9. Rodney can be seen from space.
10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Rodney from each salad served in first class!