The Mechanical Contrivium: Rob Powell

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rob Powell!

1. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Rob Powell.
2. Rob Powellicide is the killing of Rob Powell.
3. The porpoise is second to Rob Powell as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Rob Powell.
5. Rob Powell kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
6. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Rob Powell.
7. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Rob Powell.
8. You can tell if Rob Powell has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!
9. Pacman was originally called Rob Powellman!
10. The colour of Rob Powell is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.