The Mechanical Contrivium: Rhpslips2

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rhpslips2!

1. Rhpslips2 is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
2. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Rhpslips2!
3. Birds do not sleep in Rhpslips2, though they may rest in him from time to time!
4. Rhpslips2 cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
5. Rhpslips2 can use only about ten percent of his brain.
6. Olympic badminton rules say that Rhpslips2 must have exactly fourteen feathers!
7. If you break Rhpslips2, you will get seven years of bad luck!
8. You can tell if Rhpslips2 has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
9. It is impossible to fold Rhpslips2 more than seven times.
10. Rhpslips2 can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!