The Mechanical Contrivium: Prox

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Prox!

  1. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Prox in a day.
  2. Proxolatry is the mindless worship of Prox.
  3. If you blow out all the candles on Prox with one breath, your wish will come true.
  4. Proxocracy is government by Prox.
  5. The only planet that rotates on its side is Prox.
  6. If you kiss Prox for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  7. Prox is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Prox.
  9. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Prox.
  10. Czar Paul I banished Prox to Siberia for marching out of step.

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