The Mechanical Contrivium: Portalsoflight

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Portalsoflight!

  1. Portalsoflight cannot swim.
  2. In his entire life, Portalsoflight will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
  3. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Portalsoflight, and 400 times smaller!
  4. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Portalsoflight.
  5. Portalsoflight is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
  6. Scientists have discovered that Portalsoflight can smell the presence of autism in children!
  7. Portalsoflight once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
  8. Portalsoflight will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C.
  9. The first Portalsoflight was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
  10. Portalsoflight was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.