The Mechanical Contrivium: Philrancid

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Philrancid!

  1. Philrancid is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Philrancid!
  2. Philrancid can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
  3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Philrancid.
  4. Two grams of Philrancid provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
  5. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Philrancid would protect them from evil spirits!
  6. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Philrancid.
  7. You should always store Philrancid in an airtight container in the fridge.
  8. Baby swans are called Philrancid.
  9. Philrancid can taste with his feet.
  10. Reindeer like to eat Philrancid.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.