The Mechanical Contrivium: Philip

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Philip!

  1. If you break Philip, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  2. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Philip!
  3. Only one person in two billion will live to be Philip.
  4. Philip is the world's tallest woman.
  5. You can tell if Philip has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
  6. Philip can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!
  7. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Philip.
  8. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Philip!
  9. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Philip.
  10. The colour of Philip is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.

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