The Mechanical Contrivium: Penis

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Penis!

1. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Penis!
2. Penis cannot jump!
3. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Penis, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
4. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Penis.
5. If you put a drop of liquor on Penis, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
6. Ostriches stick their heads in Penis not to hide but to look for water.
7. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Penis.
8. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Penis is blue.
9. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Penis.
10. Over half of Americans are officially Penis.