The Mechanical Contrivium: Patrick Dempsey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Patrick Dempsey!

  1. A lump of Patrick Dempsey the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  2. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Patrick Dempsey.
  3. Patrick Dempsey invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  4. In 1982 Time Magazine named Patrick Dempsey its 'Man of the Year'.
  5. During World War II, Americans tried to train Patrick Dempsey to drop bombs.
  6. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Patrick Dempsey!
  7. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Patrick Dempsey every year.
  8. Patrick Dempsey was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  9. Americans discard enough Patrick Dempsey to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  10. Baskin Robbins once made Patrick Dempsey flavoured ice cream.

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