The Mechanical Contrivium: PatGund

Ten Top Trivia Tips about PatGund!

  1. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about PatGund!
  2. PatGund can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  3. Without PatGund, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
  4. All shrimp are born as PatGund, but gradually mature into females.
  5. The first PatGund was made in 1853, and had no pedals!
  6. Banging your head against PatGund uses 150 calories an hour!
  7. Every day in the UK, four people die putting PatGund on!
  8. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain PatGund.
  9. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with PatGund in your mouth.
  10. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and PatGund!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.