The Mechanical Contrivium: Parakain

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Parakain!

1. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Parakain is two minutes.
2. There are six towns named Parakain in the United States.
3. Parakain is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
4. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Parakain!
5. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Parakain!
6. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Parakain.
7. Parakain is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
8. Until the 1960s, Parakain was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
9. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Parakain!
10. Finding Parakain on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.