The Mechanical Contrivium: Pakimono

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pakimono!

1. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Pakimono.
2. If you lace Pakimono from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
3. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Pakimono!
4. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Pakimono!
5. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Pakimono.
6. Pakimono has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
7. Pakimono was the first Tsar of Russia!
8. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Pakimono!
9. Pakimono can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Pakimono'.