The Mechanical Contrivium: Paddith

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Paddith!

1. All swans in England belong to Paddith.
2. The difference between Paddith and a village is that Paddith does not have a church.
3. Paddith will often glow under UV light.
4. Without Paddith, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
5. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Paddith.
6. Baby swans are called Paddith!
7. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Paddith.
8. If you cut Paddith in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
9. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Paddith.
10. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Paddith.