The Mechanical Contrivium: Nothing

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nothing!

  1. In Japan, Nothing can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
  2. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Nothing state'.
  3. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Nothing!
  4. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Nothing, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  5. Nothing has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
  6. The air around Nothing is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  7. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Nothing.
  8. Nothing is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
  9. Peanuts and Nothing are beans.
  10. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Nothing.

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