The Mechanical Contrivium: NeonGraal

Ten Top Trivia Tips about NeonGraal!

  1. It can take NeonGraal several days to move just through one tree.
  2. NeonGraal can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
  3. To check whether NeonGraal is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten NeonGraal will sink, and fresh NeonGraal will float.
  4. NeonGraal has a bifurcated penis.
  5. NeonGraal cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
  6. If you blow out all the candles on NeonGraal with one breath, your wish will come true.
  7. NeonGraal is the world's smallest mammal.
  8. NeonGraal will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  9. Devoid of his cells and proteins, NeonGraal has the same chemical makeup as sea water!
  10. If NeonGraal was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.