The Mechanical Contrivium: Naesala

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Naesala!

  1. The air around Naesala is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  2. The most dangerous form of Naesala is the bicycle!
  3. Red Naesala at night, shepherd's delight. Red Naesala at morning, shepherd's warning.
  4. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Naesala.
  5. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Naesala.
  6. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Naesala.
  7. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Naesala.
  8. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Naesala has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  9. It took Naesala 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
  10. In Japan, Naesala can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.

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