The Mechanical Contrivium: Mwu la Flaga

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mwu la Flaga!

  1. Mwu la Flaga has a memory span of three seconds!
  2. Mwu la Flaga can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  3. The difference between Mwu la Flaga and a village is that Mwu la Flaga does not have a church.
  4. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Mwu la Flaga, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  5. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Mwu la Flaga floating in their swimming pools!
  6. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Mwu la Flaga as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
  7. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Mwu la Flaga.
  8. Mwu la Flaga can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  9. The colour of Mwu la Flaga is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
  10. Research indicates that Mwu la Flaga will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

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