The Mechanical Contrivium: Mr Thornton

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mr Thornton!

  1. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Mr Thornton on New Year's Day!
  2. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Mr Thornton.
  3. The opposite sides of Mr Thornton always add up to seven.
  4. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Mr Thornton.
  5. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Mr Thornton!
  6. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Mr Thornton.
  7. When Mr Thornton is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  8. Pacman was originally called Mr Thorntonman!
  9. If you drop Mr Thornton from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
  10. There are six towns named Mr Thornton in the United States.

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