The Mechanical Contrivium: Mikey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mikey!

  1. Mikey can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
  2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Mikey and compline.
  3. The air around Mikey is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  4. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Mikey, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  5. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Mikey!
  6. If you toss Mikey 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  7. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Mikey.
  8. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Mikey'.
  9. Ostriches stick their heads in Mikey not to hide but to look for water.
  10. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Mikey.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.