The Mechanical Contrivium: Matthew

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Matthew!

1. If you drop Matthew from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
2. Czar Paul I banished Matthew to Siberia for marching out of step.
3. Baskin Robbins once made Matthew flavoured ice cream!
4. All swans in England belong to Matthew.
5. In Japan, Matthew can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government.
6. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Matthew!
7. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Matthew has 7.
8. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Matthew.
9. Research indicates that Matthew will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
10. Matthewolatry is the mindless worship of Matthew.