The Mechanical Contrivium: Marty

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Marty!

  1. You should always store Marty in an airtight container in the fridge.
  2. Marty can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
  3. Marty is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  4. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Marty!
  5. US gold coins used to say 'In Marty we trust'!
  6. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Marty.
  7. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Marty to reach the earth's core.
  8. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Marty', hated Marty and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
  9. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Marty!
  10. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Marty and compline.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.