The Mechanical Contrivium: Maelorin

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Maelorin!

1. Maelorin can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
2. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Maelorin every year!
3. Maelorin can't sweat!
4. It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Maelorin.
5. During World War II, Americans tried to train Maelorin to drop bombs.
6. By tradition, a girl standing under Maelorin cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
7. In Japan, Maelorin can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
8. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Maelorin!
9. When Maelorin is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
10. Maelorin does not have toes.