The Mechanical Contrivium: Luvxander

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Luvxander!

  1. It's bad luck to whistle near Luvxander!
  2. You should always store Luvxander in an airtight container in the fridge!
  3. Luvxander can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  4. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Luvxander.
  5. Over 2000 people have now climbed Luvxander, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  6. Luvxander will often glow under UV light.
  7. It's bad luck to put Luvxander on a bed!
  8. Luvxander can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  9. Luvxander will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  10. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Luvxander.

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