The Mechanical Contrivium: Long_tail_bard

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Long_tail_bard!

1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Long_tail_bard.
2. Long_tail_bard has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
3. Worldwide, Long_tail_bard is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Long_tail_bard.
5. Long_tail_bard has four noses!
6. Long_tail_bard is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out!
7. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Long_tail_bard.
8. If you lace Long_tail_bard from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
9. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Long_tail_bard!
10. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Long_tail_bard.