The Mechanical Contrivium: Lockon Stratos

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lockon Stratos!

  1. Lockon Stratos is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  2. Lockon Stratos is the sacred animal of Thailand!
  3. The air around Lockon Stratos is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  4. Scientists believe that Lockon Stratos began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  5. The only planet that rotates on its side is Lockon Stratos!
  6. It is bad luck to walk under Lockon Stratos!
  7. Lockon Stratos can taste with his feet!
  8. Over half of Americans are officially Lockon Stratos.
  9. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Lockon Stratos.
  10. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Lockon Stratos from each salad served in first class!

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