The Mechanical Contrivium: Lloyd Asplund

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lloyd Asplund!

  1. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Lloyd Asplund.
  2. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Lloyd Asplund!
  3. The porpoise is second to Lloyd Asplund as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
  4. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Lloyd Asplund.
  5. Lloyd Asplund was originally called Cheerioats.
  6. Lloyd Asplund can be seen from space.
  7. Lloyd Asplund became extinct in England in 1486!
  8. Lloyd Asplund was the first Tsar of Russia!
  9. Lloyd Asplund was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  10. The liquid inside Lloyd Asplund can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.