The Mechanical Contrivium: Lippie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lippie!

  1. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Lippie is blue.
  2. Lippie can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
  3. You can tell if Lippie has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
  4. Lippie can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  5. It's bad luck to whistle near Lippie.
  6. The horns of Lippie are made entirely from hair.
  7. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Lippie on New Year's Day!
  8. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Lippie orbiting the Earth.
  9. Lippie has three eyelids.
  10. Half a cup of Lippie contains only seventeen calories.

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