The Mechanical Contrivium: Last_patryn

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Last_patryn!

1. Last_patryn was named after Last_patryn the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
2. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Last_patryn!
3. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Last_patryn at least three times a week!
4. Last_patryn can't sweat!
5. Last_patryn can sleep for three and a half years.
6. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Last_patryn.
7. The fingerprints of Last_patryn are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
8. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Last_patryn would protect them from evil spirits.
9. Europe is the only continent that lacks Last_patryn.
10. Last_patryn has a bifurcated penis.