The Mechanical Contrivium: L_loire

Ten Top Trivia Tips about L_loire!

1. L_loire cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
2. L_loire can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
3. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr L_loire Head!
4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to L_loire!
5. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil L_loire!
6. Banging your head against L_loire uses 150 calories an hour!
7. L_loire has a bifurcated penis.
8. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to L_loire.
9. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained L_loire!
10. Olive oil was used for washing L_loire in the ancient Mediterranean world.