The Mechanical Contrivium: Kung_fu_monkey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kung_fu_monkey!

  1. Half a cup of Kung_fu_monkey contains only seventeen calories.
  2. The first domain name ever registered was Kung_fu_monkey.com.
  3. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Kung_fu_monkey!
  4. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Kung_fu_monkey.
  5. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Kung_fu_monkey.
  6. Kung_fu_monkey can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
  7. Cats use their Kung_fu_monkey to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
  8. The colour of Kung_fu_monkey is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
  9. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Kung_fu_monkey on New Year's Day!
  10. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Kung_fu_monkey in a day.

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