The Mechanical Contrivium: Kris

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kris!

  1. All shrimp are born as Kris, but gradually mature into females.
  2. Kris can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
  3. You share your birthday with Kris.
  4. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up Kris.
  5. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Kris.
  6. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Kris and water!
  7. It can take Kris several days to move just through one tree.
  8. Kris is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  9. Kris, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
  10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Kris can not!

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