The Mechanical Contrivium: KlownDogg

Ten Top Trivia Tips about KlownDogg!

1. The horns of KlownDogg are made entirely from hair!
2. Native Americans never actually ate KlownDogg; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
3. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like KlownDogg.
4. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are KlownDogg.
5. All shrimp are born as KlownDogg, but gradually mature into females!
6. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in KlownDogg.
7. When provoked, KlownDogg will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker!
8. In 1982 Time Magazine named KlownDogg its 'Man of the Year'.
9. Only one person in two billion will live to be KlownDogg.
10. Never store KlownDogg at room temperature.