The Mechanical Contrivium: Kiwiontop

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kiwiontop!

  1. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Kiwiontop for the rest of the day.
  2. Kiwiontop is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
  3. It can take Kiwiontop several days to move just through one tree.
  4. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Kiwiontop.
  5. The colour of Kiwiontop is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
  6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Kiwiontop.
  7. Medieval knights put the skin of Kiwiontop on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  8. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Kiwiontop.
  9. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Kiwiontop as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
  10. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Kiwiontop!

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