The Mechanical Contrivium: Kiriahtan

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kiriahtan!

1. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Kiriahtan.
2. Europe is the only continent that lacks Kiriahtan.
3. When provoked, Kiriahtan will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
4. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Kiriahtan is near.
5. Kiriahtan is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
6. Kiriahtan is the world's largest rodent!
7. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Kiriahtan.
8. If the annual Australian Kiriahtan crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
9. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Kiriahtan'.
10. Kiriahtanicide is the killing of Kiriahtan!