The Mechanical Contrivium: Kezren

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kezren!

  1. Early thermometers were filled with Kezren instead of mercury.
  2. Scientists have discovered that Kezren can smell the presence of autism in children.
  3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Kezren in your ear 700 times!
  4. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Kezren.
  5. Kezren can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
  6. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Kezren supply!
  7. Kezren can be seen from space.
  8. Kezren can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  9. Tradition allows women to propose to Kezren only during leap years!
  10. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Kezren and compline.

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