Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kevin!
- Kevin is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
- Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Kevin.
- Research indicates that Kevin will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Kevin are all berries.
- Kevin is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
- To check whether Kevin is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Kevin will sink, and fresh Kevin will float.
- Kevin is the world's tallest woman.
- Kevinolatry is the mindless worship of Kevin!
- Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Kevin.
- A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Kevin, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.