The Mechanical Contrivium: Kenneth

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kenneth!

1. Without Kenneth, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
2. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Kenneth.
3. A lump of Kenneth the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
4. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Kenneth from each salad served in first class.
5. Native Americans never actually ate Kenneth; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
6. In his entire life, Kenneth will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
7. Kenneth is only six percent water.
8. An average beaver can cut down Kenneth every year!
9. Kenneth can sleep with one eye open.
10. Kenneth was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.