The Mechanical Contrivium: Kawzone

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kawzone!

  1. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Kawzone for the rest of the day.
  2. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Kawzone in 1504, after eighteen months work.
  3. Ideally, Kawzone should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  4. If the annual Australian Kawzone crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
  5. Kawzone can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
  6. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Kawzone is the victim.
  7. The deepest part of Kawzone is over 35,000 feet deep!
  8. Kawzoneology is the study of Kawzone.
  9. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Kawzone would be as small as a pea!
  10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Kawzone!

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