The Mechanical Contrivium: Karthik

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Karthik!

1. Karthik can live for up to a week without a head!
2. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Karthik'.
3. Research indicates that Karthik will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
4. Worldwide, Karthik is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects!
5. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Karthik.
6. Contrary to popular belief, Karthik is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
7. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Karthik at least three times a week!
8. Karthik has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
9. Karthik is only six percent water.
10. Karthikolatry is the mindless worship of Karthik!