The Mechanical Contrivium: Kaijyuu

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kaijyuu!

  1. Kaijyuu is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
  2. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Kaijyuu every year.
  3. When Kaijyuu is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
  4. Kaijyuu will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  5. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Kaijyuu with his left foot!
  6. Kaijyuu can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
  7. Reindeer like to eat Kaijyuu.
  8. Over 2000 people have now climbed Kaijyuu, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
  9. Kaijyuu is the world's largest rodent!
  10. It took Kaijyuu 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.