The Mechanical Contrivium: Johannes

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Johannes!

1. Johannes is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Johannes.
2. Finding Johannes on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
3. Johannes can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
4. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Johannes in your mouth.
5. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Johannes.
6. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Johannes with his left foot.
7. Research indicates that Johannes will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
8. Johannesicide is the killing of Johannes.
9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Johannes.
10. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Johannes.