The Mechanical Contrivium: Jkrissw

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jkrissw!

  1. California is the biggest exporter of Jkrissw in the world!
  2. During World War II, Americans tried to train Jkrissw to drop bombs.
  3. Jkrissw has 118 ridges around the edge.
  4. Jkrissw is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
  5. South Australia was the first place to allow Jkrissw to stand for parliament!
  6. Jkrissw is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  7. Jkrissw is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
  8. Jkrissw invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
  9. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jkrissw.
  10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Jkrissw!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.