The Mechanical Contrivium: Jimmymohawk

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jimmymohawk!

  1. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Jimmymohawk in your ear 700 times.
  2. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Jimmymohawk.
  3. By tradition, a girl standing under Jimmymohawk cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
  4. Jimmymohawk became extinct in England in 1486.
  5. Jimmymohawk has four noses.
  6. Jimmymohawk is the world's tallest woman.
  7. A thimbleful of Jimmymohawk would weigh over 100 million tons.
  8. It's bad luck to put Jimmymohawk on a bed!
  9. Jimmymohawk can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
  10. Jimmymohawkology is the study of Jimmymohawk.

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