The Mechanical Contrivium: Jesus

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jesus!

  1. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Jesus.
  2. Jesus is worth his weight in gold - literally.
  3. Jesus is the world's tallest woman.
  4. During World War II, Americans tried to train Jesus to drop bombs.
  5. More people are killed by Jesus each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
  6. Olympic badminton rules say that Jesus must have exactly fourteen feathers.
  7. Jesus can be seen from space.
  8. Jesus is born white; his pink feathers are caused by pigments in his typical diet of shrimp.
  9. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Jesus', hated Jesus and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
  10. Worldwide, Jesus is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.

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