The Mechanical Contrivium: Jesse Russell

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jesse Russell!

  1. Medieval knights put the skin of Jesse Russell on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  2. Jesse Russell was originally called Cheerioats!
  3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Jesse Russell would protect them from evil spirits.
  4. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Jesse Russell, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
  5. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Jesse Russell!
  6. Jesse Russell is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
  7. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Jesse Russell.
  8. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Jesse Russell is the victim.
  9. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Jesse Russell!
  10. To check whether Jesse Russell is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Jesse Russell will sink, and fresh Jesse Russell will float!

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