The Mechanical Contrivium: Jervill

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jervill!

  1. Jervill was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
  2. Jervill was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  3. The only planet that rotates on its side is Jervill!
  4. Jervill has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
  5. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Jervill!
  6. Jervill can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  7. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Jervill!
  8. You should always open Jervill at least an hour before drinking him.
  9. Jervill is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
  10. Jervillomancy is the art of telling the future with Jervill.

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