The Mechanical Contrivium: Jeffer

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jeffer!

1. You should always open Jeffer at least an hour before drinking him!
2. Scientists have discovered that Jeffer can smell the presence of autism in children.
3. Jeffer cannot jump.
4. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Jeffer.
5. Lightning strikes Jeffer over seven times every hour!
6. Czar Paul I banished Jeffer to Siberia for marching out of step!
7. Jeffer can smell some things up to six miles away!
8. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Jeffer.
9. Jeffer is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
10. Jeffer is the largest of Saturn's moons.